Corrupt-A-Wish

Here, you can play Corrupt-A-Wish. To play, you have to grant the other players wish, but you also have to mess it up. Then you wish for something. Example is below.

Member #1 : I wish for a chainsaw.

Member #2 : Granted, but it's Fisher-Price.
Member #2 : I wish for a monster

Member #1 : Granted, but it ate you!

Okay, to kick off the discussion, "I wish for pie!"

Granted but this guy says you can't have it:

I wish for my head not to itch.

Granted, but now your foot does!!

I wish for my wish not to be granted.

Granted but it was!!!!

I wish for an awesome dancing man icon.

Granted, but I ban you for having an inappropriate icon.

I wish for a golden toilet.

Granted but you took a ____ and it melted!

I wish for Weston to be on!

Granted but he posted spam and got banned.

I wish for an indestructible Golden Toilet.

Granted but it was only half an inch tall.

I wish for an indestructible normal sized golden toilet
that popped right to where my old toilet was.

Granted but there was glue on the seat and your butt got stuck forever.

I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

Granted but your house fell down and you used it to rebuild your house.

I wish for an indestructible normal sized glue/crap/wiz repeling golden toilet
that popped right to where my old toilet was.

Granted, but the seat was cemented shut.

I wish for a real life Jigglypuff.

Granted but it was dead.

I wish for a pie.

Granted, but it tasted like crap.

I wish for an alive real life Jigglypuff.

Granted but after you had it for a minute it died.

I wish for blueberry pie.

Granted, but it STILL tasted like crap.

I wish for an immortal alive real life Jigglypuff.

But when you died by his own hands after you got him he cried .. FOREVER.

I wish for pie that doesn't taste like crap.

Granted, but it tasted like spinach.

I wish for an alive immortal real life Jigglypuff with no tear ducts.

Granted but he still killed you.

I wish for Blah.

Granted, but it is actually blarh.

I wish for an .

Granted but it was a .

I wish.

Granted, but you didn't!!

I wish to be alive again...

granted but you lived 4 2 seconds then got hit by a car and died

i wish i had a long beard

...granted but it was fake and then it fell off.

I wish I had stink...

granted but it was rigged with a bomb and blow up

i wish i had a amusment park in my back yard...

...granted, but the only ride was a broken card board box.

I wish for my own TV channel (pie4prezTV)...