Ryan stinks!

I bought something from the store but it like messed up so i didn't get but he still took away 10,000 of my coins

oh no

me too, but ryan dosent stink

Well no he stinks to me because i was on the phone with him when i bought it and i told him it wasn't working and he said "oh well" and took away my 10,000

That sucks

oh! Crap!

that is not nice potato mousey!!!!!!

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i think both of u should kno by now that Potato Mousey is no longer Ryan's nickname, it means meanie

Heh

It's not my fault that your computer is a pile of crap!! You're making me seem like the bad guy here, but I'm not going to give you a refund just because your computer's internet doesn't work!!!

And now for the metaphor:

A dude walks in to a store.

Dude: I bought this computer and this game. I broke my computer and now I can't play this game. I don't have the receipt for it but I want my $1000 dollars back.

Manager: It's not my fault you broke your computer. RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

*hounds eat dude*

TEH ENDEH

Yes exept my computer isn't crappy its like 4 times faster than yours and works fin, it you link that is messed up

You want to know something weird too? I type something on here and it changes what I typed, and I have fast internet, not that has anything to do with it, or does it???

You have to check your e-mail

My e-mail, why?

UBUNTU (LINUX) PROCESSOR SPEED
700 MHz (x86)
APPLE IIe PROCESSOR SPEED
1.023 MHz (x0.011895348837209302325581395348837)

As you can see, Linux is about 700 times faster than APPLE IIe. Apple IIe also essentially had no Operating System and it's only real use is booting floppy disks. Most floppy disks are not compatible.

Sorry Connie...

@Flyleaf, Adolfo is editing what u typed, he is a moderator remember?
@ShadowRaptor, please do not edit what people type unless you ABSOLUTELY NEED TO.

That is all...

Also, the Apple IIe looks like this:

Okay, I know you don't have an Apple IIe, those stopped being made in 1993. What version of Mac do you really have?

idk, i have windows

i have safari on the i-mac

I have windows vista

IM TALKING TO CONNORNORNORNORNORNORNORNOR, well it doesnt matter connornor cuz linux is faster than every extisting version of apple