A Day in the Life of Jigglypuff

by **Pie4prez** Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:35 pm

Chapter 1

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Jigglypuff got out of bed and climbed down the stairs in to the kitchen.

Jigglypuff : "Time to check the help wanted ads"

Jigglypuff saw a new job in the paper:cardboard box repairman.

Jigglypuff : "Sounds exciting!

That day, Jigglypuff signed up for a job at Box Corporation, but his arms were to stubby to grab the boxes.

Boss : "You're fired!"

Jigglypuff went home. He was very sad. He took
a look at the clock.

Clock : "9:30"

Jigglypuff : "Aww man, now I don't have a job and I missed "Sinnoh Idol" on TV."

Then Jigglypuff went to bed and cried himself to sleep.

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Chapter 2

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When Jigglypuff woke up he realized that he was still crying, he wiped his eyes.

Jigglypuff : "Oh, I am so depressed, what do I
do?

Then a TV commercial came on.

TV : "Today we are having a sale! You can get M&Ms for 50% off today! M&Ms will make you happy no matter what! And at these prices, why shouldn't you buy them?!"

Jigglypuff ran to the store as fast as he could.

When Jigglypuff got to the store, he asked the guy if they had any M&Ms.

Clerk : "Yes, we're even having a sale!

Jigglypuff : "Yes, I know, how much are they now?"

Clerk : "Now it is $50 a bag!"

Jigglypuff : "How many M&Ms are there in a bag?"

Clerk : "50!"

Jigglypuff not bothering to do the math, thought it was a great deal! He bought 100 bags and ran home as fast as he
could.

When Jigglypuff got in to his house he ate 20 bags, he started to feel really weird then he had a feeling to eat all of the M&Ms.

But Jigglypuff knew that if he did, he would probably blow up, but the feeling was so strong...

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Chapter 3

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TV : "Make sure not to eat these if you are a Jigglypuff because they are allergic and you might go in to a coma.

Then, Jigglypuff passed out.

Igglybuff were looking at Jigglypuff in the hospital.

Igglybuff : "Oh no, I hope Jigglypuff does not die.

Then the doctor walked in.

Doctor : "I'm afraid that Jigglypuff ate too many M&Ms, Jigglypuff are allergic to them, he might not every wake up.

Igglybuff : "No!"

Doctor : "I'm sorry Igglybuff, but you have to accept that you might not see Jigglypuff ever again.

Igglybuff started crying.

Igglybuff - "But Jigglypuff was my best friend. He can't die!"

Then the doctor pulled off his skin to reveal... Mewtwo.

Igglybuff : "Oh no!"

Then Mewtwo pointed a pin at Igglybuff.

Mewtwo : "Don't move"

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Chapter 4

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Igglybuff : "Help! Mewtwo's going to pop me!"

Jigglypuff awoke. He jumped and tackled Mewtwo, but it was to late, Mewtwo poked Igglybuff with the pin.

"Boom!"

Igglybuff started deflating.

Igglybuff : "Good... bye... Jiggly... Puff...."

Jigglypuff : "Nooooooooo!"

Mewtwo ran away, but it was too late. Igglybuff was already deflated.

A real doctor ran in.

Doctor : "Oh no!"

The doctor grabbed a bicycle pump and plugged it in to Igglybuff's hole. He pumped until Igglybuff was back to full size.

Igglybuff came back to life and everyone was happy.

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Chapter 5

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Jigglypuff and Igglybuff were on the news that night.

Anchor : "It turns out that that Mewtwo was trying to pop Igglybuff and Jigglypuff so he could sell their skins on eBay, they sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars nowadays.

Mewtwo was taken to jail and everybody lived happily ever after (Except for everybody who didn't).

THE END