The Pie4prez Adventure!!

I found this and, I thought this might be cool to try out here on The Pie4prez Forum, so here goes!
So basically, we just create a storyish thing. We each write a bit and then the next person can continue it and move it in whatever direction that they want.

So I will start:

Pie4prez, armed only with his P Blaster and faithful Jigglypuff, travels through the dimly lit corridor. He senses death near, so he treads carefully. After traveling for another century, he comes across a strange creature lying on the ground. He checks for a heartbeat and senses a faint pulse. "I have got to get this... thing to a hospital soon!" Pie4prez proclaims. He decides to call this mysterious creature... Creature X.

To be continued...

Here are a few loose guidelines:
1. No ending the story. Then it would end and be gone forever.
2a. The character (Pie4prez) can always be brought back to life somehow if someone decides to kill him. Otherwise you could never respond ever again, and that would be boring.
2b. All characters can be brought back to life, but don't just say that they came back to life randomly. Feed the dead guy a Phoenix Down or give him a 1-up Mushroom or something.
3. Try and make it easy for someone else to enter at the end of your post, like i did above. The next person will probably write about what happens when Pie4prez gets to the hospital with Creature X.
4. There is not really a set main character. That way we can all be the main character in some sort of squadron or party. Technically, you could kill all of your fellow heros and then be the main person, but they would all come back to life for revenge .
5. There is no set limit, but dont plan out the whole story, you should let others push the story in whatever way they want.
6. Stick to the 3rd person. Its better.
7. If someone ends with a ... cliffhanger, reply to it! That way no one is left hanging on a cliff!
8. Do not try to ruin the story, like if Pie4prez and company are buying an upgrade to the P Blaster in a grocery store or something but then in the next post they are in Tibet eating a Subway sandwich. That is just mean and turns people off of the story.
9a. Sub-plots are great, they really mix up the story, just make sure not to get to immersed in them that the other plots get forgotten about entirely.
9b. Try not to go all over the place. If you create or post in a sub-plot, try to stick with it for the most part.

This has the chance of getting confusing if many people are trying to post at the same moment. If your comment gets messed up, you can edit it or delete it so the story makes more sense.

Edit: Sub-plots are always the life of the story, try to make use of them.
Edit2: Changed the bringing characters back to life rule (2b.).

On his way to the hospital, Creature X suddenly wakes up and starts chewing on Pie4prez. Pie4prez grabs his P Blaster and repeatedly shoots Creature X with it. Creature X jumps out of Pie4prez's grasp and crawls away...

Pie4prez decides to summon ShadowRaptor to help him catch Creature X. ShadowRaptor appears but seems to have lost his memory.

"what..... what happend?' asked ShadowRaptor as he arrives to the scene.

ShadowRaptor mistakes Pie4prez for a enemy and takes out his celestial sword and turns it into Intense Darkness mode ( a sword swiming in darkness)
and attacks Pie4prez. Fortunenantly, Pie4prez avoids the attack.

Pie4prez, when he jumps out of the way to avoid ShadowRaptor's attack falls in to a manhole. Inside of the manhole is a bucket of nuclear waste, Pie4prez falls inside. Uh-oh

when all of a sudden, Creature X pulls of a layer of excess skin to reveal none other than Jigglypuff!

ShadowRaptor comes to his senses and realizas what he did.

While during all this chaos, Lady GaGa was in the background singing "Just Dance". knowing What He had to do, ShadowRaptor began to dance~!

But then, he says " I prefer Linkin Park"
Then his Intense Darkness Celestial sword becomes the Wing of hope sword. With his sword, he kills Lady gaga.
ShadowRaptor also saves pie4prez, but his grown a extra finger

But ShadowRaptor, not knowing that Lady GaGa was an eternal living immortal, was then stabbed joyfully in the back. Lady GaGa, knowing she had finally fulfilled her life's destiny, collaborated with Linkin Park, creating the new smash single, "Eat this, Adolfo!"

ShadowRaptor and Pie4prez attended "Eat this Adolfo"'s every concert.
Then they decided to take creature X to a pokemon expert, Ken Sugimori

while this happened, ShadowRaptor realized he left the oven on!

Ken told Pie4prez that creature X was a deadly, Jigglypuff- eating monster

When they were going to leave, Ken said " Gimme that"
"Give you what?"
"creature x" said ken
NO! said both pie4prez and ShadowRaptor as they engaged a fight With Ken with this cool battle music in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhdrb_hUx2E&feature=PlayList&p=12B96D547C3D1167&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39

But then Barbie came in and said, "Ken! Stop harassing these adorable children!!!!"

The nuclear waste that Pie4prez fell in finally kicked in and Pie4prez turned in to a hideous mutant, he tries to bite Ken's arm off but it is too hard because Ken is made of plastic... And painted with lead paint. Pie4prez dies just as LubTropicalGoddess runs in with Adolfo's flaming oven. THIS OVEN BURNED DOWN UR HOUSE LOOK AT THIS KITTY WHOA ITS A KITTY AN INAPPROPRIATE KITTY *sucks on kitty*

lolz, that so sounds like me.....Then, suddenly LubTropicalGoddess finds Lucy Pevency's (Chronical f Narnia) life juice and shoves it down Pie4prez's throat

Pie4prez revives and Pie4prez and Shadow (short for ShadowRaptor) both run out side and find a man in a black coat....

which was really just Flyleaf

but it was not flyleaf.
"move!" said Shadow
"hmm.... I'd move if I was a old man, but im with the organization, nothing old about me" he said
"organization......13?" asked piep4prez
"No!" said the black coat man
" the Shadow Organization!, we are whats left of organization 13"
"we?" asked shadow
"yep..."

at that moment, Pie4prez shot the man

When all of a sudden ShadowRaptor snaps out of his Dream of his own organization that leads up to a great story

but it wasn't a dream, the Shadow organization was not Shadow's Organization, but one who had their own evil agenda

The man in black started to run away
"Stop!" said pie4prez

they followed the man to a corner.
In that corner, there were 12 more people in black coats

when Lady GaGa came out of no where and grabbed the Man in Black by the neck!
"thnx" said Pie4prez, "can we get a name?"

" Thats GaGa,....Lady GaGa"