The Pie4prez Adventure!!

but then realized that the background music sucked! "wtf is this?!" shouted Pie4prez to the high heavens... the battle was then re-kicked of with the song Stricken by Disturbed

anyways, they battled till shadow gained the upperhand
"ah ha!"
but then..... BOOM!
Shadow was shot.
Luckily, rule no.10 says shadow cannot die
" I told you to keep your head out of the clouds"

the difference between when Lady GaGa and ShadowRaptor re-vibe there lives, is that Lady GaGa spontaineously (and quite fashionably) comes back to life, while Shadow looks lile a heap of crap lifting itself up

Hey!
Anyways...
"thats it!" shouted shadow. he took out a second celestial sword and attacked Xridar.
WHen shadow was about to kill Xridar, the really buff man appeared

"How dare you attempt to kill my child!" shouted the man
"Oh" said Shadow quite faintly "He's ur son?"
"Has been for 2010 sad years"

" not really, we are Nobodies, the darkness of a person" said the buff man, as he took off his hood
"im Xyran"
Xyran? if you rearange the letters, you get......

Xryan stupid?

Ryan!
"Hey, pie4prez, aint youre real name Ryan?"
"yeah, but...."

"but this is a story!" shouted some stupid over viewer of all this mayhem!

" nobodies are dark replicas of a person" said Xyran

During all this stupid nonsense, Jigglypuff managed to break free unoticeably, from the clutches of stupid Xridar and back to his mommy (pie4prez)

"goddamn it! Xridar!" yelled Xyran
As Xridar tried to catch jigglypuff, Pie4prez shot him

"dead!" screamed Xyran "U killed my one and only child!"
"well ur son was a perv! he totally invaded my personal space!" screamed Jigglypuff

Xridar was not dead due to rule no.11
Pie4prez kept on shooting

but both diappeared into the darkness...... (along with jigglypuff)
"Crap!"

Meanwhile, where the flippin turtle was Simone and Lady GaGa?!!!!

they where in the darkness dimension

yes but they had snuck out to Bubble Gum Forest

anyways,
"where do we go now" asked Shadow
Then, a spacail warp appeared and sucked them in

ut oooooz! thought Pie4prez
They only had 4 minutes left to retrieve the Jigglypuff before world domination was taken, by the men in the black coats.... For it was Pie4prez who knew the dark secret of the Jigglypuff

"Good tidings friends" said Xyran to his fellow black-coat membrers
"We are now in phase 2"

Meanwhile........Lady GaGa were lost in the Forest so they signaled for help

Then Pie6prez randomly flew in to the Bubble Gum Forest and put EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM IN TO HIS MOUTH AT ONCE!! He chewed until the gum was, ready. He blew. And blew and blew and blew until the whole country of bubble gum forest was all inside of a bubble, it started floating up towards the sun.

meanwhile, Shadow was thrown into a mysteriuos land, A sign read "WELCOME TO THE BATTLE FRONTIER"

"hey!" shadow found another man in a black coat!

Shadow and Pie4prez were fighting lots of stuff in the battle frontier, then they saw the black coat man again. The black coat man took out his light saber and chopped off Pie4prez's head.

Shadow - "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"