Corrupt-A-Wish

GRANTED BUT IM IMORTAL!
I WISH DOLFO WOULD FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!

granted, but i don't know what u did



I wish james off the face of the earth

oh no!!! james is getting on

STOP HITING ME YOU DARN TV REMOT-E !!!!!!! RYAN IS GOING TO GET ME AHAHAHAH.. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT RYAN!!!!!! NO! NO! RYAN PUT MY REMOT-E DOWN!!!!!!!!! DON'T MUTE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMM-MMMMMM!!!!!! *RIP* YUS!!!!!!! OH FLIP MY MUSTASH WAS RIPPED NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! WAIT I HAD NO MUSTASH YAY!! WIAT BOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WWFN!!!!! REMOT-E VS. MY CUP O' SUGER!!!!!! *SMACK BAM BLOUSH CRACK SNAP WIGGLE WIGGLE FLARP* THAT'S GOTTA HURT-E... KZXLJCBXFLKGBSDILFUSDJFBH!!! CUP O' SUGER STOP MESSING UP THE BROD CASTING TOWER!!!! *TEN HOURS LATER MORE T.V FUZZ WAS ON... T.V REMOT-E TRYED TO GTURN THE CHANNEL BUT MORE FUZZ... HE GOT PEEVED! TEH END-E

granted, but i made a time machine and took us back to this very moment

i wish that i had more fluffy pillows

STOP HITING ME YOU DARN TV REMOT-E !!!!!!! RYAN IS GOING TO GET ME AHAHAHAH.. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT RYAN!!!!!! NO! NO! RYAN PUT MY REMOT-E DOWN!!!!!!!!! DON'T MUTE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMM-MMMMMM!!!!!! *RIP* YUS!!!!!!! OH FLIP MY MUSTASH WAS RIPPED NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! WAIT I HAD NO MUSTASH YAY!! WIAT BOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WWFN!!!!! REMOT-E VS. MY CUP O' SUGER!!!!!! *SMACK BAM BLOUSH CRACK SNAP WIGGLE WIGGLE FLARP* THAT'S GOTTA HURT-E... KZXLJCBXFLKGBSDILFUSDJFBH!!! CUP O' SUGER STOP MESSING UP THE BROD CASTING TOWER!!!! *TEN HOURS LATER MORE T.V FUZZ WAS ON... T.V REMOT-E TRYED TO GTURN THE CHANNEL BUT MORE FUZZ... HE GOT PEEVED! TEH END-E

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I wish for my lawyor to get off his ang vaca!!!!!

to bad you dont get to wish ever agian hahahahahah

I wish for my mom

Granted, but she left after 2 minutes

I wish for Ian to stop posting hints about " "

granted, but he told me


I wish for apple pie

NO

I wish for ...

granted, but martha ate it. (what adofo said)



i wish for hot cheetos

eww, Granted but hey were spoiled

I wish for Ian to keep his mouth shut

SHUT UP! Saterday night live is on!!! Ewww tina fey
I wish Tina fey to have a stroke

WOO!

I WISH FOR MY dad to bring me to boston

i wish for a wish that was a wish

granted, but u suck

........thats rude